Friday, July 08, 2005

Start Hoarding Those Hi-Hos

Bad news if you live in the northeast: A fire in Wayne, New Jersey has disabled power to a plant owned by Interstate Bakeries. Conservative estimates are that the plant won't be up and baking for five days, setting the stage for the Great Twinkie Drought of Ought-Five.

Should you find your snacking interrupted, the Keebler folks would like to remind you that their reliance on elven technology ensures a constant supply of cookies to your local grocer. Or you could try our new Biscotti Sampler, which contains four flavors of delicious gourmet biscotti for just $9.95. I'll confess my bias on this product, because I'm hooked on the Chocolate Hazelnut.

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