Gosh, I'm excited. This is a big one, one that I've been working on since about last September. I'm very pleased to announce that 1-800-Bakery.com now has Eggless Cakes available for purchase, in your choice of three flavors. They're not just eggless, either, they're 100% vegan, so everyone who's been avoiding cake because of animal products can now order and enjoy.
And as you might remember from a post last week, they're delicious. That's the something tasty that was sitting on my desk, and I'm not kidding. I'm one of the biggest carnivores around, and I'd be happy to have birthday candles stuck in a nice tenderloin. I'd also be very happy to get one of these cakes. Layers of cake alternate with heavenly layers of icing.
These cakes are made for us by the Hippie Chick Bakery of Amesbury, Massachusetts, a small town out in the western part of our fair Commonwealth. I'm expecting a big response to these, as they're perfect for folks with egg allergies as well as those who don't like animal products in their food.
Speaking of eggs, the eBay Auction for the birdflu.org domain name has now reached $15,000, and it's reserve, so some lucky surfer is going home with a gift-wrapped URL. Given the potential of the pandemic to kill millions, I think $15,000 is a pretty low reserve. Whoever gets this could clear that in AdSense revenue each month once the news organizations start pressing the panic button and everyone heads to their browsers for more information. A couple of good SEO tweaks and someone's riding the Web bus to moneyland.
If you feel left out, there's still time to place a bid, as the auction doesn't close for another day. Don't have 15 grand lying around? Place your bid for www.avian-flu-online.com, which just appeared on eBay and is selling for a paltry .49p, with no reserve. The Londoner auctioning the name assures that it is "@@@******EXTREMELY RARE - WORTH THOUSANDS!!!********@@@," and I'm not one to argue with that many stars and @ symbols. How rare is it? Well there is only one, and that's about as rare as it gets. Is anyone going to type that looking for information about Avian Flu? Sure they are, right after those deposed Nigerian generals make good on their wire transfers of millions of dollars.
Meanwhile, in what can only be called a brazen and brilliant marketing move, somebody bought the www.ie7.com domain, and it's not Microsoft. Click the link for a work-safe laugh. Then order an eggless cake.
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