This cake is so beautiful that it makes me want to cry. Just imagine how much Mom will love it, between her sobs of, "Oh, you shouldn't have," and "You're the best [son/daughter--pick one] ever!"
It really is a nice cake, filled with lemon and raspberry preserves, and it's got two dozen candy flowers on it. And you can only get it from us, because other bakeries don't think your Mom deserves two dozen candy flowers. Clearly they've never met your Mother and don't understand what an exceptional person she is.
For $62.95, and that includes shipping, you can send this cake to your Mom. Or you can send it to yourself and bring it to her on May 13.
Or you can get her flowers, just like you did last year and the year before that, which is why your Mom calls it "Floral Obligation Day" instead of "Mother's Day." I've got nothing against flowers, but none of the ones I've tasted are anywhere near the flavor of this cake. You can always give her the cake and flowers, if you must have a bouquet, but I think the cake covers the need for flora.
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